12 Reasons Handguns Are Better Than Women
- You can buy a silencer for a handgun.
- You can trade your .44 in for two .22’s.
- You can have a handgun at home and another for on the road.
- If you admire a friend’s handgun and tell him so, he will be impressed and let you try it out.
- Your handgun will stay with you even if you’re out of ammo.
- Your primary handgun doesn’t mind if you have a backup.
- Handguns don’t take up a lot of your closet space.
- Handguns function normally every day of the month.
- A handgun won’t ask, “Do these grips make me look fat?”
- A handgun doesn’t mind if you go to sleep right after you are done using it.
- A handgun doesn’t care how big your trigger finger is.
- A handgun won’t complain if you are a “little fast on the trigger.”
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