12 Reasons Handguns are Better than Women

12 Reasons Handguns Are Better Than Women

1. You can buy a silencer for a handgun.
2. You can trade your .44 in for two .22’s.
3. You can have a handgun at home and another for on the road.
4. If you admire a friend’s handgun and tell him so, he will be impressed and let you try it out.
5. Your handgun will stay with you even if you’re out of ammo.
6. Your primary handgun doesn’t mind if you have a backup.
7. Handguns don’t take up a lot of your closet space.
8. Handguns function normally every day of the month.
9. A handgun won’t ask, “Do these grips make me look fat?”
10. A handgun doesn’t mind if you go to sleep right after you are done using it.
11. A handgun doesn’t care how big your trigger finger is.
12. A handgun won’t complain if you are a “little fast on the trigger.”

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